Yeah I use these all the time. And they work. But maybe it's my raw sexual magnetism.
-If I told you you had a gorgeous figure would you hold it against me?
-I'm sure glad I brought my library card, 'cause I'm checking you out!
-Excuse me, is there an airport nearby large enough for a private jet to land?
-How bout you, me, and privacy?
-Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you!
-Are you from Tennessee? 'Cause you're the only ten I see.
-Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice.
-Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
-Do you like strawberries or blueberries better? I just want to know what to put in your pancakes tomorrow morning...
-Do you mind if I invade your personal space?
-Do you sleep on your stomach? No? Can I?
-Here I am! Now what were your other two wishes?
-If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'u' and 'i' closer together.
-Is that a mirror in your back pocket, because I can see myself in your pants.
2 comments:
some of them are cute =)
like the pancake & alphabet one ^^
-Are you from Tennessee? 'Cause you're the only ten I see.
hahaha dandy .
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