shane doesn't do relationships

The L Quote of the Day:
I don't do relationships.
--Shane

Why doesn't Shane do relationships? Is it because she can't, or is it because she won't? Is there a little bit of Shane in all of us?

You ever notice that whenever Shane walks in the room, someone runs out crying? This is probably because us girls, ALWAYS secretly hope we will be the ones to tame the naughty heartbreaker. I don't believe that anyone seeks casual sex without the possibility of something more crossing their minds. Shane's girls know about her reputation, and still, they let her get into their pants. Shane, to them, is a challenge. She could let you have a taste, but she'll never be yours. Succeeding in the holy task of making a Shane commit and fall in love, would be the greatest ego booster for any woman. This is why the more pussy you get, the more pussy you'll have lining up on your doorstep. The unconquered heart that constantly breaks every other heart, attracts pussy. Pussy attracts fame. Fame and reputation attract even more pussy. Thus you'll be trapped in a neverending cycle of pussy.

How would one emotionally fucked-up Shane break this cycle? Unaware of even doing so, she would start looking for something greater than sexual pleasure. Then comes Cherie, Carmen, or vice versa. The famous player falls in love. Therefore, it's inevitable for all Shanes to give up the pussy and be in an exclusive relationship. Then why don't they do relationships? Since we've seen they're able to do it, the answer is that they choose not to.

In conclusion, all Shanes are actually willing to do relationships, they just won't admit it. Maybe your Shane is waiting for her Carmen, huh?